Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Corporate Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the

manager are walking to lunch when they find an

antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk.

"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,

without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to

be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal

masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the

love of my life." Poof! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

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