Cow with no legs, ground beef.
A man who sneezes without his hanky takes matters into his own hands.
A man who drops his watch in the toilet is bound to have a shitty time.
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.
Babies conceived on the back seat of a car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastards.
War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.
Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
Men who run behind cars get exhausted.
It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
Virginity is like bubble, one prick & it's all gone.
Friday, November 03, 2006
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